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I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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