fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Help. Why am I so naked?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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