Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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