he thought i was a dude.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
