How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm like, not good at living.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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