She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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