so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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