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(248): View more from Michigan

i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??

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(727): View more from Florida

My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....

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which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?

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(440): View more from Ohio

mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.

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(404): View more from Georgia

dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.

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(631): View more from New York

Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once

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(785): View more from Kansas

You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...

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