Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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