O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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