shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
