We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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