who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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