I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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