butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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