Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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