Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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