Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
