awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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