His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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