it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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