What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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