somebody snuck up and got me drunk
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
i now understand why vodka
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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