god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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