We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
COCAINE IS GR8
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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