well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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