We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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