My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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