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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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