If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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