I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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