You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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