everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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