No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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