In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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