I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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