Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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