I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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