I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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