Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You can't just leave with hair like that
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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