and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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