he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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