i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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