Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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