That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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