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(440): View more from Ohio

thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?

(216): View more from Ohio

... about that ...

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(212): View more from New York

that's an acceptable place to lick

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(213): View more from California

are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town

(1-213): View more from California

well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT

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(505): View more from New Mexico

you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.

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(513): View more from Ohio

i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics

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(714): View more from California

Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.

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(224): View more from Illinois

whered you go

(847): View more from Illinois

woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often

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