BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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