Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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