Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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