Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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