I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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