garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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