I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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