I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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