Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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