he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
