Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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