So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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