take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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