So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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